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SC: Male victims suffer equal trauma from sexual violence

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·30 Oct, 12:45 pm
SC: Male victims suffer equal trauma from sexual violence — Philippines
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The Straight Version

The Supreme Court ruled that male sexual violence victims suffer trauma equal to female counterparts.

The UNHINGED Take

Took the Supreme Court a literal lifetime to figure out boys have nervous systems too. Philippine justice is just a slow-motion car crash in slow motion.

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The Bottom Line

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Took the Supreme Court a literal lifetime to figure out boys have nervous systems too.

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