The Straight Version
FEU-DN Steel handed ClearSkiiin their first loss in a four-set Spikers' Turf victory at the FilOil Centre.
The UNHINGED Take
ClearSkiiin choked harder than a jeepney driver in EDSA traffic, letting FEU walk all over their unbeaten streak like it was nothing but cheap floor wax.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE AMATEUR HOUR / 10
ClearSkiiin choked harder than a jeepney driver in EDSA traffic, letting FEU walk all over their unbeaten streak like it was nothing but cheap floor wax.
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ClearSkiiin choked harder than a jeepney driver in EDSA traffic, letting FEU walk all over their unbeaten streak like it was nothing but cheap floor wax. ABSOLUTE AMATEUR HOUR / 10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/spikers-turf-feu-topples-clearskiiin-criss-cross-gains #NZEl
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