The Straight Version
Stan Wawrinka retired from professional tennis following a first-round defeat at the Basel Open.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine waiting 24 years just to go out getting schooled by a guy named Jiri in your own backyard. That is not a retirement, that is a mercy killing for his knees.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE KNEE EXPLOSION / 10
Imagine waiting 24 years just to go out getting schooled by a guy named Jiri in your own backyard.
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