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Tollways merger still on for 2026

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: ABS-CBN News·29 Oct, 06:14 pm
Tollways merger still on for 2026 — Philippines
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The Straight Version

MANILA, Philippines — The mammoth merger between the country’s two largest toll operators may still push through this year despite only two months remaining, as the two groups are already crunching the numbers before sealing a deal. This is according to Manuel V. Pangilinan, who leads Metro Pacific Tollways Corp. (MPTC), whose toll road assets […]... Keep on reading: Tollways merger still on for 2026

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