The Straight Version
Independent voters and third-party candidates failed to break the two‑party US midterm dominance.
The UNHINGED Take
Independents wail from the sidelines, couch‑talking while GOP and Dems glare like over‑inflated maggots, scrolling through a 20‑second Netflix. Third‑party dreams crumble like burnt adobo.
The Bottom Line
TRUMPHANT PREDATOR SINS / 10
Independents wail from the sidelines, couch‑talking while GOP and Dems glare like over‑inflated maggots, scrolling through a 20‑second Netflix.
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