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Write-In Ralph: South Carolina Republicans challenge Trump’s Senate pick

🇵🇭 Philippines·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 04:31 am
Write-In Ralph: South Carolina Republicans challenge Trump’s Senate pick — Philippines
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The Straight Version

South Carolina Republicans are backing a write-in candidate, Ralph, to oppose Trump's pick, Senator Graham.

The UNHINGED Take

Trump's pick for Senate is so weak that even his own epsilon wing in SC wants a write-in. Ralph, you lucky bastard—now one more name to haunt all Texans' dreams.

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The Bottom Line

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Trump's pick for Senate is so weak that even his own epsilon wing in SC wants a write-in.

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Trump's pick for Senate is so weak that even his own epsilon wing in SC wants a write-in. CERTIFIED SHITSTORM /10 https://unhingednews.com/ph/write-in-ralph-south-carolina-republicans-challenge-trumps #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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