The Straight Version
BARCELONA: Barcelona midfielder Rodri has been ruled out of Sunday’s La Liga clash with Atletico Madrid because of a hamstring injury. Rodri was substituted at half-time of Barcelona’s 3-0 Champions League win over Aston Villa on Tuesday. “Tests have confirmed a minor injury to his right hamstring,” said Barcelona in a statement on Wednesday. “He will miss next Sunday’s match against Atletico Madrid. His exact recovery time will depend on how the injury develops.” La Liga leaders Barcelon
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