The Straight Version
WASHINGTON: The US men’s national team recalled three regulars on Wednesday for this month’s CONCACAF Nations League quarterfinals. World Cup stars Christian Pulisic, Folarin Balogun and Weston McKennie are joining coach Mauricio Pochettino’s squad for two matches against Haiti on Nov. 14 in Miami and on Nov. 17 in Cincinnati. The two-leg series is the first official competition of the 2030 FIFA World Cup cycle. The US is looking to win the Nations League trophy for the fourth time in five ed
The UNHINGED Take
"USA’s Balogun, Pulisic return for Nations League game vs. Haiti" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
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