The Straight Version
Aliko Dangote announces a $2.5 billion fuel storage and pipeline venture at Namibia’s Walvis Bay.
The UNHINGED Take
Dangote’s $2.5 billion barrel is plastic, draining Namibia’s plain for a personal desert palace. He’s profiting meanwhile the continent still nags for oil.
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The Bottom Line
SNAKE OIL MONARCH / 10
Dangote’s $2.5 billion barrel is plastic, draining Namibia’s plain for a personal desert palace.
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Dangote’s $2.5 billion barrel is plastic, draining Namibia’s plain for a personal desert palace. SNAKE OIL MONARCH / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/billionaire-industrialist-dangote-launches-2-5-billion-namibia #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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