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Colby Covington training with bigger wrestlers, vows to make Khamzat Chimaev ‘quit’ in Abu Dhabi

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·3 Nov, 08:39 am
Colby Covington training with bigger wrestlers, vows to make Khamzat Chimaev ‘quit’ in Abu Dhabi — Saudi Arabia
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DUBAI: Colby Covington is training with bigger wrestlers to prepare for Khamzat Chimaev’s size advantage and has vowed to “make him quit” when he defends his RAF cruiserweight crossover championship in Abu Dhabi on Nov. 14. The headline clash will take place at Etihad Arena, Yas Island, as RAF stages its first event in the Middle East. Both enter the contest undefeated in RAF, with Chimaev set to compete in front of a home crowd having represented the UAE since 2023. Covington, a two-time NCAA A

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Colby Covington training with bigger wrestlers, vows to make Khamzat Chimaev ‘quit’ in Abu Dhabi: "Colby Covington training with bigger wrestlers, vows to make Khamzat Chimaev ‘quit’ in Abu Dhabi". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Colby Covington training with bigger wrestlers, vows to make Khamzat Chimaev ‘quit’ in Abu Dhabi: "Colby Covington training with bigger wrestlers, vows to make Khamzat Chimaev ‘quit’ in Abu Dhabi".

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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Colby Covington training with bigger wrestlers, vows to make Khamzat Chimaev ‘quit’ in Abu Dhabi: "Colby Covington training with bigger wrestlers, vows to make Khamzat Chimaev ‘quit’ in Abu Dhabi". FAILED / 10

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