The Straight Version
President Laura Fernandez inaugurated the $35m mega-prison built to house up to 5,100 inmates near San Jose.
The UNHINGED Take
"Costa Rica’s mega-prison receives first inmates" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Costa Rica’s mega-prison receives first inmates" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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