The Straight Version
In tonight's edition, a summit with nearly two dozen African leaders opens in Moscow with the Kremlin describing their countries as natural allies against the West. Also, Nigerian investigators say that dozens of detained miners who died in a crowded jail cell screamed for help as jailors ignored their suffering. And ahead of the Youth Olympics in Senegal, Kenya's ramping up support of its women's sportspeople.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Russia woos African leaders at Moscow summit: "Russia woos African leaders at Moscow summit". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Russia woos African leaders at Moscow summit: "Russia woos African leaders at Moscow summit".
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