The Straight Version
Binance lost 6.3 billion dollars in a hack attributed to North Korean unit TraderTraitor.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine getting robbed by a guy on a dial-up connection from Pyongyang. Binance is just an expensive piggy bank for Kim Jong Un to fund his next rocket launch.
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The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE DIGITAL CLOWNERY / 10
Imagine getting robbed by a guy on a dial-up connection from Pyongyang.
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Imagine getting robbed by a guy on a dial-up connection from Pyongyang. ABSOLUTE DIGITAL CLOWNERY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/crypto-giant-binance-hit-by-6-3bn-hack #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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