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Oil flows are up as Iran war turmoil eases. Why do prices keep rising?

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·30 Oct, 08:36 am
Oil flows are up as Iran war turmoil eases. Why do prices keep rising? — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

Brent crude prices rose 60 percent above pre-war levels despite global oil supply recovering.

The UNHINGED Take

The market is literally sniffing its own farts while pretending scarcity is the problem. Your wallet is being bled dry by speculators who couldn't find an oil well with a map.

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SCAM OF THE CENTURY / 10

The market is literally sniffing its own farts while pretending scarcity is the problem.

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The market is literally sniffing its own farts while pretending scarcity is the problem. SCAM OF THE CENTURY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/oil-flows-are-up-as-iran-war-turmoil #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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