The Straight Version
Former rebel leader Abdulraof Macacua was elected chief minister of the Bangsamoro region by its 80-seat assembly.
The UNHINGED Take
Handing the keys to an ex-insurgent is peak comedy; watch as this glorified warlord cosplay act turns regional governance into a literal battlefield auction.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10
Handing the keys to an ex-insurgent is peak comedy; watch as this glorified warlord cosplay act turns regional governance into a literal battlefield auction.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Handing the keys to an ex-insurgent is peak comedy; watch as this glorified warlord cosplay act turns regional governance into a literal battlefield auction. ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/ex-rebel-to-lead-philippines-self-ruled-muslim #NZElectio
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