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Ex-rebel to lead Philippines’ self-ruled Muslim region

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·30 Oct, 09:03 am
Ex-rebel to lead Philippines’ self-ruled Muslim region — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

Former rebel leader Abdulraof Macacua was elected chief minister of the Bangsamoro region by its 80-seat assembly.

The UNHINGED Take

Handing the keys to an ex-insurgent is peak comedy; watch as this glorified warlord cosplay act turns regional governance into a literal battlefield auction.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10

Handing the keys to an ex-insurgent is peak comedy; watch as this glorified warlord cosplay act turns regional governance into a literal battlefield auction.

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Handing the keys to an ex-insurgent is peak comedy; watch as this glorified warlord cosplay act turns regional governance into a literal battlefield auction. ABSOLUTE FEVER DREAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/ex-rebel-to-lead-philippines-self-ruled-muslim #NZElectio

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