The Straight Version
Saudi consumer spending hit 3.14 billion dollars last week, with jewelry sales surging nearly 20 percent.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending millions on shiny rocks while the transaction volume tanks. Saudi wallets are screaming for help, but at least the glitz hides the pathetic lack of common sense.
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The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL FINANCIAL IMBECILITY / 10
Imagine spending millions on shiny rocks while the transaction volume tanks.
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Imagine spending millions on shiny rocks while the transaction volume tanks. COLOSSAL FINANCIAL IMBECILITY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/saudi-consumer-spending-holds-above-3bn-as-jewelry #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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