The Straight Version
ALKHOBAR: Two hours, 16 minutes and 58 seconds. After first setting the Saudi national marathon record at the 2025 Valencia Marathon, Al-Hilal Athletics Club and Saudi national team athlete Ali Al-Shahrani took 10 seconds off his own time at the 2026 Berlin Marathon to set a new mark. Now, the athlete has his sights set on greater heights: the Los Angeles Olympics. But how did Al-Shahrani reach this point in his career, and how does he plan to keep cutting his time to reach the Olympic qualifyin
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from From Valencia to Berlin: "From Valencia to Berlin: How Ali Al-Shahrani keeps rewriting the Saudi marathon record". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from From Valencia to Berlin: "From Valencia to Berlin: How Ali Al-Shahrani keeps rewriting the Saudi marathon record".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from From Valencia to Berlin: "From Valencia to Berlin: How Ali Al-Shahrani keeps rewriting the Saudi marathon record". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/from-valencia-to-berlin-how-ali-al-shahrani #NZElection
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