The Straight Version
Nintendo is releasing a remake of its classic Zelda game, ‘Ocarina of Time,’ to celebrate the series’ 40th anniversary. The game has received high praise and a strong Metacritic score ahead of its release.
The UNHINGED Take
"Gamers set for Zelda remake to hit the shelves" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"Gamers set for Zelda remake to hit the shelves" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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