The Straight Version
Google now blocks AI access for students by default.
The UNHINGED Take
The mighty Google decides to ban kids' learning tools 'cause judges said it's messy; looks like tech giants can't control their homework. Spoiler: future kids still clueless.

The Bottom Line
BAD CHOICE / 10
The mighty Google decides to ban kids' learning tools 'cause judges said it's messy; looks like tech giants can't control their homework.
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The mighty Google decides to ban kids' learning tools 'cause judges said it's messy; looks like tech giants can't control their homework. BAD CHOICE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/google-turns-off-ai-for-schoolchildren-by-default #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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