The Straight Version
Riyadh reports GCC bond markets rebounded via lower global yields.
The UNHINGED Take
Gulf bonds bounced like a starving camel in a fruitless desert, while U.S. yields dipped because its hotcakes went belly‑up. Who needs real growth when you have money‑shimmering mirages?
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The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Gulf bonds bounced like a starving camel in a fruitless desert, while U.S.
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