The Straight Version
Satellite imagery reveals new construction sites flanking Iran's missile bases.
The UNHINGED Take
Iran's landscapers digging missile playgrounds like a sandcastle army. Every gravel drop screams ‘we’re the new kings of despotism.’

The Bottom Line
Nuke-Ready Clown / 10
Iran's landscapers digging missile playgrounds like a sandcastle army.
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