The Straight Version
Kylian Mbappe has been named in Zinedine Zidane’s France squad for upcoming Nations League matches against Italy and Turkiye. Pablo Pagis receives his first call-up to the team.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Mbappe headlines Zidane’s France squad, Pagis gets call: "Mbappe headlines Zidane’s France squad, Pagis gets call-up". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Mbappe headlines Zidane’s France squad, Pagis gets call: "Mbappe headlines Zidane’s France squad, Pagis gets call-up".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Mbappe headlines Zidane’s France squad, Pagis gets call: "Mbappe headlines Zidane’s France squad, Pagis gets call-up". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/mbappe-headlines-zidanes-france-squad-pagis-gets-ca
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