The Straight Version
Ben Shelton defeated fellow American Tommy Paul to advance to the semifinals of the Paris Masters after a three-set battle. This marks Shelton’s first time reaching the final four of this prestigious event.
The UNHINGED Take
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The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
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