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S.Sudan police recruitment sparks clampdown fears ahead of first-ever polls

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·3 Nov, 08:45 am
S.Sudan police recruitment sparks clampdown fears ahead of first-ever polls — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

South Sudan launches police recruitment before first elections, fueling fears of crackdowns.

The UNHINGED Take

UN warns, AU skeptics laugh, as South Sudan squanders liberty for a militia choir. Elections become a circus where corruption scripts the finale.

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The Bottom Line

UN SLEAZE / 10

UN warns, AU skeptics laugh, as South Sudan squanders liberty for a militia choir.

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UN warns, AU skeptics laugh, as South Sudan squanders liberty for a militia choir. UN SLEAZE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/s-sudan-police-recruitment-sparks-clampdown-fears-ahead #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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