The Straight Version
Deputy Minister Krimly met Japan's ambassador Morino and Georgia's Revazishvili in Riyadh.
The UNHINGED Take
Krimly’s handshakes smell like stale hummus—soft, empty, and over‑presented. Morino plays 'guess the mariachi' while Revazishvili follows, hoping to get a churro recipe from the Desert Business Bureau.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Krimly’s handshakes smell like stale hummus—soft, empty, and over‑presented.
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