The Straight Version
Trump announces CapeWeek, a space show at Kennedy Space Center to outshine worldwide air shows.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump rockets his ego into a CapeWeek show, but the only thing launching is his unemployment rate. Kennedy Space Center turns into a 'Cape‑snack' for gullible fans.

The Bottom Line
WALL OF SHARDS / 10
Trump rockets his ego into a CapeWeek show, but the only thing launching is his unemployment rate.
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Trump rockets his ego into a CapeWeek show, but the only thing launching is his unemployment rate. WALL OF SHARDS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/trump-planning-worlds-biggest-air-show #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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