The Straight Version
UK’s Healey says minimum wage to rise by 3.9 percent
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"UK’s Healey says minimum wage to rise by 3.9 percent" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

The Bottom Line
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"UK’s Healey says minimum wage to rise by 3.9 percent" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.
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