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US approves $2.1 billion Patriot missile sale to Ukraine

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·30 Oct, 11:12 pm
US approves $2.1 billion Patriot missile sale to Ukraine — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

US gives Ukraine $2.1B in Patriot missiles, funded by Canada, Germany, Norway, EU loan.

The UNHINGED Take

A 500‑Piece Pakistan missile arsenal lands on Kyiv’s lap, while Washington robs its own allies for a paltry $2.1B. The idiots think they’re gentlemen, but they’re the clowns on a fire‑pit.

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The Bottom Line

COWARD PRICES / 10

A 500‑Piece Pakistan missile arsenal lands on Kyiv’s lap, while Washington robs its own allies for a paltry $2.1B.

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A 500‑Piece Pakistan missile arsenal lands on Kyiv’s lap, while Washington robs its own allies for a paltry $2.1B. COWARD PRICES / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sa/us-approves-2-1-billion-patriot-missile-sale #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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