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Vinyl Mode takes Hejazi House south with Jazani-dialect single

🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Arab News·30 Oct, 07:34 am
Vinyl Mode takes Hejazi House south with Jazani-dialect single — Saudi Arabia
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The Straight Version

DJ Vinyl Mode is releasing a new single called Seedboya that blends Jazan dialects with house music beats.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking the world is begging for Jazan dialect techno. Muhanned is trying to rebrand a regional headache as a global export when he is really just playing dress-up with local culture.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL EAR ABUSE / 10

Imagine thinking the world is begging for Jazan dialect techno.

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