The Straight Version
Timothy Henty is conducting an 80-piece orchestra performing the Harry Potter film scores in Paris.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine spending your life mastering the baton just to act as a glorified jukebox for a geriatric wizard franchise. Truly the pinnacle of cultural decay for people who peaked in middle school.
The Bottom Line
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Imagine spending your life mastering the baton just to act as a glorified jukebox for a geriatric wizard franchise.
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