The Straight Version
A London jury convicted comedian Russell Brand of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault.
The UNHINGED Take
The spiritual guru finally traded his flowery rhetoric for a prison jumpsuit. Turns out the only thing he was actually enlightened about was how to be a predatory sewer rat.

The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE HUMAN GARBAGE / 10
The spiritual guru finally traded his flowery rhetoric for a prison jumpsuit.
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