The Straight Version
Canadian PM Mark Carney announces progress in Canada-US trade deal talks ahead of Tuesday's US midterm elections.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Carney signals progress on Canada: "Carney signals progress on Canada-US trade deal talks as midterms loom". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Carney signals progress on Canada: "Carney signals progress on Canada-US trade deal talks as midterms loom".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from Carney signals progress on Canada: "Carney signals progress on Canada-US trade deal talks as midterms loom". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/carney-signals-progress-on-canada-us-trade-deal #NZElection20
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