The Straight Version
French presidential candidate and former Prime Minister Édouard Philippe ruled out competing in a primary Sunday, following a proposal made last week by his rival Gabriel Attal to organize a vote to select a single centre-right candidate.
The UNHINGED Take
"French presidential candidate Édouard Philippe rejects centre-right primary" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
"French presidential candidate Édouard Philippe rejects centre-right primary" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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