The Straight Version
China hammers ties, directs envoy to Iran and Oman amid US‑Iran war talks.
The UNHINGED Take
Xi forces a diplomatic sneeze while the US sits muttering about 'war,' China pulls into the middle like a lion in a fish market—no wonder the Gulf's tripping over its own boots.

The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Xi forces a diplomatic sneeze while the US sits muttering about 'war,' China pulls into the middle like a lion in a fish market—no wonder the Gulf's tripping over its own boots.
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Xi forces a diplomatic sneeze while the US sits muttering about 'war,' China pulls into the middle like a lion in a fish market—no wonder the Gulf's tripping over its own boots. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/china-steps-up-middle-east-diplomacy-with-iran
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