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China steps up Middle East diplomacy with Iran and Oman meetings

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·2 Nov, 04:03 pm
China steps up Middle East diplomacy with Iran and Oman meetings — Sweden
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The Straight Version

China hammers ties, directs envoy to Iran and Oman amid US‑Iran war talks.

The UNHINGED Take

Xi forces a diplomatic sneeze while the US sits muttering about 'war,' China pulls into the middle like a lion in a fish market—no wonder the Gulf's tripping over its own boots.

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The Bottom Line

NEGATIVE IQ / 10

Xi forces a diplomatic sneeze while the US sits muttering about 'war,' China pulls into the middle like a lion in a fish market—no wonder the Gulf's tripping over its own boots.

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Xi forces a diplomatic sneeze while the US sits muttering about 'war,' China pulls into the middle like a lion in a fish market—no wonder the Gulf's tripping over its own boots. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/china-steps-up-middle-east-diplomacy-with-iran

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