The Straight Version
French shops are boarding up storefronts as protests coincide with Halloween across the country.
The UNHINGED Take
France has officially pivoted from high fashion to riot-core, turning every sidewalk into a burning dumpster fire just to celebrate being an absolute European joke.

The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE SOCIETAL COLLAPSE / 10
France has officially pivoted from high fashion to riot-core, turning every sidewalk into a burning dumpster fire just to celebrate being an absolute European joke.
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France has officially pivoted from high fashion to riot-core, turning every sidewalk into a burning dumpster fire just to celebrate being an absolute European joke. COLLECTIVE SOCIETAL COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/france-braces-for-halloween-protests-shops
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