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France braces for Halloween protests, shops board up storefronts

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·31 Oct, 07:40 am
France braces for Halloween protests, shops board up storefronts — Sweden
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The Straight Version

French shops are boarding up storefronts as protests coincide with Halloween across the country.

The UNHINGED Take

France has officially pivoted from high fashion to riot-core, turning every sidewalk into a burning dumpster fire just to celebrate being an absolute European joke.

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COLLECTIVE SOCIETAL COLLAPSE / 10

France has officially pivoted from high fashion to riot-core, turning every sidewalk into a burning dumpster fire just to celebrate being an absolute European joke.

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France has officially pivoted from high fashion to riot-core, turning every sidewalk into a burning dumpster fire just to celebrate being an absolute European joke. COLLECTIVE SOCIETAL COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/france-braces-for-halloween-protests-shops

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