The Straight Version
Forty-three million Americans have cast early ballots as the midterm elections reach their final three-day sprint.
The UNHINGED Take
America is currently a terminal patient choosing between two different colors of poison while the staff burns the hospital down for the insurance money. Truly a spectacular implosion of democracy.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10
America is currently a terminal patient choosing between two different colors of poison while the staff burns the hospital down for the insurance money.
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