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Jamaal Bowman: ‘If I had kept my mouth shut, I’d be in Congress’

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 10:10 am
Jamaal Bowman: ‘If I had kept my mouth shut, I’d be in Congress’ — Sweden
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The Straight Version

Jamaal Bowman claims he would still be in Congress if he had stayed quiet about progressive issues.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine blaming silence for your own political implosion instead of your blatant inability to read a room. You were not silenced, Jamaal, you were just loud, wrong, and hilariously disposable.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL EGO COLLAPSE / 10

Imagine blaming silence for your own political implosion instead of your blatant inability to read a room.

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