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Qatar LNG carrier struck by ‘unidentified objects’ in Gulf

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 10:21 am
Qatar LNG carrier struck by ‘unidentified objects’ in Gulf — Sweden
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The Straight Version

A Qatar LNG carrier was struck by unidentified objects while navigating through the Gulf.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine hauling liquid gold through a combat zone only to get pinged by some mystery garbage. Peak nautical incompetence in the world's most expensive shooting gallery.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL MARITIME FAIL / 10

Imagine hauling liquid gold through a combat zone only to get pinged by some mystery garbage.

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Imagine hauling liquid gold through a combat zone only to get pinged by some mystery garbage. TOTAL MARITIME FAIL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/qatar-lng-carrier-struck-by-unidentified-objects-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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