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Midterms: Why is California slower at counting its votes?

🇸🇪 Sweden·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 05:20 am
Midterms: Why is California slower at counting its votes? — Sweden
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The Straight Version

California delays vote count after polls close, causing a slow tally.

The UNHINGED Take

While California's election officials chew electoral count at the speed of snail mail, Guy Marzorati fumbles through the chaos, proving KQED's Bay Area news can’t outrun the state's bureaucratic gravy train.

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WASTED COUNT / 10

While California's election officials chew electoral count at the speed of snail mail, Guy Marzorati fumbles through the chaos, proving KQED's Bay Area news can’t outrun the state's bureaucratic gravy train.

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While California's election officials chew electoral count at the speed of snail mail, Guy Marzorati fumbles through the chaos, proving KQED's Bay Area news can’t outrun the state's bureaucratic gravy train. WASTED COUNT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/midterms-why-is

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