The Straight Version
Democrats hope for Senate majority despite needing more conservative states.
The UNHINGED Take
They’re crossing fingers like a Swedish NGO after a failed Ikea disaster, chasing a Senate win while the rest of them stay stuck in Stockholm’s traffic jam of hypocrisy.

The Bottom Line
FAKE PROGRESS / 10
They’re crossing fingers like a Swedish NGO after a failed Ikea disaster, chasing a Senate win while the rest of them stay stuck in Stockholm’s traffic jam of hypocrisy.
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They’re crossing fingers like a Swedish NGO after a failed Ikea disaster, chasing a Senate win while the rest of them stay stuck in Stockholm’s traffic jam of hypocrisy. FAKE PROGRESS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/us-midterms-keeping-our-fingers-crossed-leila-meresm
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