The Straight Version
Zinedine Zidane announced his France squad for Nations League matches featuring a surprise call-up for Pablo Pagis.
The UNHINGED Take
Zidane is playing fantasy football with his roster like a bored toddler while Mbappé keeps nursing his ego back to health. Calling up Pagis is just admitting the French talent pool is a swamp.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE GASLIGHTING CIRCUS / 10
Zidane is playing fantasy football with his roster like a bored toddler while Mbappé keeps nursing his ego back to health.
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Zidane is playing fantasy football with his roster like a bored toddler while Mbappé keeps nursing his ego back to health. ABSOLUTE GASLIGHTING CIRCUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/nations-league-zinedine-zidane-balances-surprise-and-continuity #NZElection2026 #Unhi
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