The Straight Version
French voters are debating whether hard-left politician Jean-Luc Melenchon is a hero or a radical presidential contender.
The UNHINGED Take
France is choosing between a decrepit status quo and a man whose ego is large enough to single-handedly bankrupt the EU. It is a choice between a funeral and a dumpster fire.

The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10
France is choosing between a decrepit status quo and a man whose ego is large enough to single-handedly bankrupt the EU.
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France is choosing between a decrepit status quo and a man whose ego is large enough to single-handedly bankrupt the EU. COLLECTIVE LOBOTOMY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/radical-or-hero-france-debates-leftist-candidate-jean #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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