The Straight Version
An Italian chef was fired from a Brisbane restaurant for refusing to put pineapple on a pizza.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine losing your livelihood over a fruit salad on dough while acting like you are the keeper of the holy culinary flame. Get a grip, your arrogance is as stale as your cold pizza crust.
The Bottom Line
PEDANTIC MELTDOWN / 10
Imagine losing your livelihood over a fruit salad on dough while acting like you are the keeper of the holy culinary flame.
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