The Straight Version
Two giant pandas debuted at Zoo Atlanta following a two-year absence of the species.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine trading global diplomacy for two glorified fluff-balls eating bamboo in a glorified prison cell. The Americans are paying top dollar just to watch a bear struggle with basic motor skills.

The Bottom Line
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Imagine trading global diplomacy for two glorified fluff-balls eating bamboo in a glorified prison cell.
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