The Straight Version
Spanish transport minister quits after a train crash killing 69 people south of Madrid.
The UNHINGED Take
If a minister can resign after 69 souls die, maybe his life insurance had a clause 'no more trains when trains crash.' Spanish incompetence at its finest, más que terror.

The Bottom Line
CROP SINUS / 10
If a minister can resign after 69 souls die, maybe his life insurance had a clause 'no more trains when trains crash.' Spanish incompetence at its finest, más que terror.
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If a minister can resign after 69 souls die, maybe his life insurance had a clause 'no more trains when trains crash.' Spanish incompetence at its finest, más que terror. CROP SINUS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/spanish-transport-minister-resigns-days-after-deadly-t
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