The Straight Version
UK and EU signed draft deal to eliminate Brexit red tape for food exports.
The UNHINGED Take
UK and EU trade red‑tamper like mocking parrots; pastries will cross, but the paperwork still rattle louder than Swedish parliament debate.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTE BRAIN ROT / 10
UK and EU trade red‑tamper like mocking parrots; pastries will cross, but the paperwork still rattle louder than Swedish parliament debate.
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UK and EU trade red‑tamper like mocking parrots; pastries will cross, but the paperwork still rattle louder than Swedish parliament debate. ABSOLUTE BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/uk-and-eu-agree-draft-deal-to-scrap #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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