The Straight Version
More than 320,000 protesters marched in Paris and across France, clashing with police over cost‑of‑living woes.
The UNHINGED Take
Paris turned into a cheese‑smelling battlefield, with the police handing out free missiles to the mob. France’s cost‑of‑living laws are as useful as a disco ball in a morgue.
The Bottom Line
CALLOUS COUP / 10
Paris turned into a cheese‑smelling battlefield, with the police handing out free missiles to the mob.
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Paris turned into a cheese‑smelling battlefield, with the police handing out free missiles to the mob. CALLOUS COUP / 10 https://unhingednews.com/se/thousands-demonstrate-in-paris-as-protests-spread-across #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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