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6 firms, one lawyer appointed to specialist panel tasked with probing 10 S’pore firms’ links to haze

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Straits Times·30 Oct, 01:00 am
6 firms, one lawyer appointed to specialist panel tasked with probing 10 S’pore firms’ links to haze — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Six firms and a lawyer chosen to investigate ten Singaporean companies over haze connections.

The UNHINGED Take

Cops putting the arsonists on trial whilst takin their haircut money. Singapore's haze probe panel is pure political theater - pay us to investigate our own garbage. Absolute carnival of corruption with a side of haute cuisine.

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The Bottom Line

CIRCUS TAX SCAM / 10

Cops putting the arsonists on trial whilst takin their haircut money.

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Cops putting the arsonists on trial whilst takin their haircut money. CIRCUS TAX SCAM / 10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/6-firms-one-lawyer-appointed-to-specialist-panel #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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