The Straight Version
MinLaw and NEA pick six firms for haze probe panel.
The UNHINGED Take
Whoops, even the smoke needs a legal squad—MinLaw + NEA can’t handle burnt‑out factories. FYI, the panel’s got a bigger fire than the haze itself.
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The Bottom Line
Haze Tribunal Fails / 10
Whoops, even the smoke needs a legal squad—MinLaw + NEA can’t handle burnt‑out factories.
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