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About $3.5 million lost in S’pore due to tampered Ledger crypto hardware wallets

🇸🇬 Singapore·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Straits Times·28 Oct, 08:23 am
About $3.5 million lost in S’pore due to tampered Ledger crypto hardware wallets — Singapore
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The Straight Version

Singaporeans lost 3.5 million dollars after hackers tampered with Ledger crypto hardware wallets.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine thinking your digital funbux are safe on a glorified thumb drive. You got played by some basement-dwelling hack while Ledger watched the dumpster fire from Paris.

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CLOWN BEHAVIOUR 0/10

Imagine thinking your digital funbux are safe on a glorified thumb drive.

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Imagine thinking your digital funbux are safe on a glorified thumb drive. CLOWN BEHAVIOUR 0/10 https://unhingednews.com/sg/about-3-5-million-lost-in-spore-due #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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